sizeofyourbaggage: (well hello there)
Sam Wilson ([personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage) wrote 2016-09-14 04:02 am (UTC)

Oh, I believe you that it doesn't hurt.

[ It's just that Sam has a different defintion of fine, and 'robot arm that may or may not have been inflicted on me without my consent and makes it so I can't feel anything in that hand' doesn't count as fine. Doesn't matter that Sam has experience with that kind of thing, it'll never get any more fine.

But Sam is sticking to light, here, and he means it, so he just chuckles a little. ]


Hell yeah. It'll get you a baked potato in about five minutes - just don't forget to poke it a couple of times with a fork, or it'll be less 'baked' and more 'exploded.'

[ He can laugh about it now - though back when he'd first started using a microwave to make his baked potatoes because he couldn't actually convince himself to cook, the explosion in his microwave had dropped him onto the kitchen floor for a solid ten minutes before he stopped tasting dust and hearing IEDs.

Sam's tired enough that a flash of that memory bleeds through, but he lets it go just as quick with a shrug and a smile. ]

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