Nah, come on, don't tell me that. That's a damn tragedy, now I'm gonna have to personally undertake this mission. Re-introducing you to good food.

[ And he's only partly teasing. Well. He sounds like he's all teasing, but nah, he's damn serious. It's gonna start with chili and baked potatoes, apparently, and he stabs two of them a couple of times with a fork before setting them in the microwave. ]

Yeah, they're still bread. The original kind, anyway, now they've got all this gourmet pretzel shit that I can't make any sense of half the time.